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Musk Beetle

Then suddenly a big beetle landed on my skirt....

On the internet I discovered  it's a musk beetle (Dutch info here)

"I'm sorry but I must ask you to leave before you eat our barn"

Beetle

Leptura maculata (aka Rutpela maculata, Strangalia maculata, Longhorn beetle, Spotted Longhorn, Gevlekte Smalbok)

The kenderman made a photo of this insect on our Angelica.

We see lots of "weird" (unknown by us) insects.